I’m laughing so fucking hard rn, omg.
Can everyone just be like Dylan?
you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”
like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church
you can literally have it all sis
the world is yours
This is the most inspiring thing I have ever read
let’s talk about the universe and make out
do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”
Modern Baseball lyrics have never been so relevant to me till now.
I titled this piece “Hella Windy”
what?? piE ? i gotta see this
ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”
wait a second…
MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S
my anaconda dont